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| Tuesday 29th May
2001 |
Bank
holiday weekend or not, our work doesn't stop. Whilst everyone else
was at the seaside, having a barbecue, or decorating the spare bedroom,
those of us at QPR 1st not sitting at home in front of the computer,
or on the phone to each other updating progress in our respective
areas and planning a busy week ahead, were off down the pub. The Queen
Adelaide on the Uxbridge Road to be exact.
It was a meeting arranged by the Milton Keynes Stadium Consortium,
which is headed by Pete Winkelman. He had phoned QPR 1st out of the
blue last Thursday. His sales pitch centred on why he understood (he
really did, he assured us) that a move to Milton Keynes wouldn't be
popular with QPR fans. But it looked increasingly like the club was
going under and here they were, white knights to the rescue. He didn't
actually describe themselves as that, but that was the image he wanted
to create. And the reason he thought he could - and had - got away
with it is because he is another on a long list of people who believe
that all football fans are thick. And therefore gullible. It's enough
to make you weep.
So what do we know about Pete Winkelman? Well, he owns the Linford
Manor Recording Studio in Milton Keynes. A lot of big acts make records
there. In the Eighties he managed the band (We've Got A) Fuzzbox (And
We're Going to Use It). His business partner then was his sister Patsy
- and the pair were Birmingham City fans. Now he heads up the Milton
Keynes Stadium Consortium. Informed opinion has it that they are strictly
second division when it comes to funds.
He and his partners have been trying to attract an established club
to Milton Keynes for some time now. They began by wooing Luton, then
made overtures to Wimbledon, both without success, and have now got
their sights set on QPR. So much for white knights.
For anyone interested, click
this link to hear Pete Winkelman back in February talking on BBC
local radio in Luton about moving Wimbledon to Milton Keynes.
A name which keeps cropping up in the press as interested in buying
QPR is estate agent Andrew Ellis, son of ex-chairman Peter. But details
of Andrew's plans for the club are sketchy and the result of guesswork
at best. So far, he has kept his cards close to his chest - and that
includes having made any sort of contact with QPR 1st.
So it was a big surprise then to find Andrew at the Queen Adelaide
standing alongside Pete Winkelman and putting the case for QPR moving
to Milton Keynes. A move of course that will leave Loftus Road empty.
There were about 50 fans present, largely from the LSA. Each of them
would take a lot of convincing that relocating halfway up the M1 was
the way forward for QPR. It needed a powerful argument and a first
class presentation. What followed was a shambles. If these are the
sort of people holding the future of QPR in their hands, then we really
might as well all pack up now and read the last rites for our beloved
club. Except of course they don't, and we will ensure they never do.
The meeting lasted for just over an hour. The microphone kept cutting
out - which at least spared the assembled audience some of the drivel
that was being spouted in the name of rescuing QPR. Andrew Ellis took
the stage first, and explained why he can't bid for the club by himself,
as he hasn't got the financial clout. He said that the guys from Milton
Keynes had come along to give their views on why they feel a move
could be beneficial to everyone, and asked the audience to hear them
out. Andrew was backed by Mick McCarthy, who introduced himself as
a founder of the LSA, said a few words about the situation at the
club, and how none of us want this move, but at least let's listen
to what they are proposing.
Pete Winkleman took to the stage. He explained why he and his consortium
feel such a move for QPR would benefit QPR and QPR fans, because they
guaranteed the club would prosper. Milton Keynes is ideal for a Football
League club as the nearest ones are a full 30 minutes away. As convincing
arguments go, it wasn't exactly up there with the best. He wasn't
helped by a faulty microphone... or the fact that half his audience
were chatting amongst themselves or getting up to replenish their
drinks.
It seems that for this gallant display of white knightery, the Milton
Keynes Stadium Consortium are willing to pay £2.5m. That this kind
of sum wouldn't even get them to the table is perhaps an indication
of how safe it is to dismiss the notion of QPR relocating to the part
of leafy Buckinghamshire that has concrete cows and a nightmarish
roundabout system.
It's a mickey mouse bid, from a mickey mouse consortium, with mickey
mouse ideas. And the only insult in that verdict is to Walt Disney.
He then showed a video of the Milton Keynes bowl and the surrounding
area. It's the surrounding area that's earmarked for QPR. Currently
fields, a new ground will be built as part of a five-year plan, with
QPR moving in two years' time and playing at the Bowl until the new
stadium is built. In the interim, funding would be made available
for QPR from the consortium for transfers, and running costs. If we
haven't got that quite right, then that's because trying to watch
a soundless video on a 14" television screen mounted on a table on
a stage isn't that easy.
Meanwhile, back in the real world, if there's a proper business plan
to all this, it wasn't waved about - not even for effect. Apart from
a three-minute video, it wouldn't surprise if the whole thing was
sketched on the back of an envelope. All the same, Pete Winkelman
asked those present to go away and think about it. Without laughing,
presumably.
Chris Leach, a QPR fan and relative of Mick Leach, took the mike,
thanked the Milton Keynes consortium for coming along, and made a
brief statement to the effect of, "If we have to stay a small club,
then so be it. Our roots are West London and that's where we want
to stay. I think the general feeling is thanks, but no thanks."
And so say all of us.
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